()__() (='.'=)sk8rchicks rule (")_(") _________________________________________________________ Here are some cool English Tongue Twisters, have fun ! Repeat them a few times ! A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw. Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter! - sent in by Nick (warwickschool ) Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit? A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand! I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you. RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULB sent by geetha g (UAE) "RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD" sent by SANGEETHA GOPAL FUJAIRAH, U.A.E I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. if a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down the slide- By S.Walton bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue . Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds. Lala Gope Gappungam Das. sent by Vishal Jain..(Mumbai) You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus! Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya. Sanjeev's sixth sheep is sick sent by S.Raju ...(Cochin) Double bubble gum, bubbles double. Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better. A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea. A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box. Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. .... sent by Poonam Damani ..(Guwahati) Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch? ...sent by Richard Walsh. SIXTH SICK SHEIK'S SIXTH SICK SHEEP sent by J.Qasmi (Qatar) Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch? ..sent by Uncle Philly (USA) Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?" How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood..........sent by Kiran Grewal - USA I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! Paresh P Patel plans to peel potatoes in Pune An Ape hates grape cakes. She sells sea shells on the sea shore she sells sea shells no more - By Sethna Hilla I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. And on a slitted sheet I sit. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. The sheet I slit, that sheet was it. Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES - ANKITA DOSHI (MUMBAI). A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. the skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump? The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo, baboon bamboo...... My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch. The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday. Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors.Daddy draws doors. Do tongue twisters twist your tongue? by Sneha. A (New Delhi) Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing. by Saachi Khatri (Mumbai) Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... was he??? How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans. How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood? If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed? If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find? Penny's pretty pink piggy bank "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way" A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?' One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, wheres the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? Black bug's blood. Crisp crusts crackle and crunch. It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in! Tie a knot, tie a knot. Tie a tight, tight knot. Tie a knot in the shape of a nought. Freshly-fried fat flying fish Rubber baby-buggy bumpers. Jolly juggling jesters jauntily juggled jingling jacks. Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king's kitchen. Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit, did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit? If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit, Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought ?? .....By Shirish Karker ( India) The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. T Shirts Humor | Funny Gifts | Humorous Birthday Cards | Funny Stickers Business Humor | Very Funny Pictures | Funny Political | Humor Books Funny E-Cards | Jokes on CD | Funny Birthday Greeting | Funny T-Shirts She saw a fish on the seashore and I'm sure The fish she saw on the seashore was a saw-fish. Swan swam over the sea, Swim, swan, swim! Swan swam back again Well swum, swan! A Tudor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?" MORE TONGUETWISTERS ! If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues. Made by - ANON RAY & T CHAKRABORTY. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. Betty Boughter bought some butter But she said the butter's bitter If I put it in my batter It will make my batter bitter But a bit of better butter will make it better than the bitter butter So she bought a bit of better butter And put it in her batter And her batter was not bitter So t'was Betty Boughter bought a bit if better butter and put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. Here's the answer: The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor. Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw! I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, "Forbear!" A tree toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad But a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win The three-toed she-toad's heart, For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim. From her tree toad bower With her three-toed power The she-toad vetoed him. Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed. You've no need to light a night-light On a light night like tonight, For a night-light's light's a slight light, And tonight's a night that's light. When a night's light, like tonight's light, It is really not quite right To light night-lights with their slight lights On a light night like tonight. Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I felt that felt hat's felt. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. Swan swam over the sea, Swim, swan, swim! Swan swam back again Well swum, swan! I Pooped purple pelicans. Betty block brought some bric a brac. Cuthbert's cuff links

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